Conjunctivitis
Remember those “essays” in elementary school with prompts like “describe the picture shown below?” The picture was always a person dressed like a farmer or astronaut or some such thing, and the teacher would tell you to start at the person’s head and describe what they looked like all the way down their body. Well here is me…
His head looks normal. He has short hair. His eyes are very red. They look really itchy. It looks like there is crusty stuff on the corners of his eyes. His face looks sad. But, he still looks super cool.
Grade: A+
